September 15, 2016
Dear Division 16,
Take a look at this quote from the book “The elements of eloquence” by Mark Forsyth.
For your blog assignment, please build a sentence using this rule above that is interesting and creative. To describe something, use words in the order “opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose-Noun”.
Remember that a noun is a person, place or thing and an adjective is a word that describes a noun.
OR – if you think this rule isn’t true, build a sentence that proves it by using a different order but that still makes sense.
My example is:
“A retro large 1960s square red American plastic rotary dial telephone”
I look forward to your responses!
Jody
Divisions 17 and 18 
“Hey, you! That’s quite a Repulsive-fat-old-circular-mauve-Western-wood-cowboy-banjo ya got there!”
Quite an image! I’m enjoying imagining the speaker!
once i ate a gross big old triangular blue british wooden building block!
Ah ha ha I love this! Is it true?
I saw a cute small young skinny black Scottish rubber paper weight dog!
I’d like to see that too!
Yes! I’m talking to you! That’s a very vile ancient circular green African leathery bug-catching lizard you caught!
Look out!
Once I had this amazing huge old round brown green bay rubber grip football!
I bet you did!
Oh hey! I just saw this amazing-huge-old-oval-blue-Japan-jade-spoon.
Sounds amazing!
I have a great large new rectangular white American metal tablet that I did this blog.
Ha ha! Very clever!
My brother just told me about an evil tiny old oval green european metal-looking hunting beetle he saw in the backyard.
Yikes!
OW! dude I just got hit by a crazy-big-old-round-gray-African-spiky-defensive-porcupine who’s flying out of nowhere……
I’d like to solve that mystery!
You can crawl into a miniature old rectangular blue New York aluminium vent.
I suppose you can! But can you crawl out?
“Once I got hit with a large-old-round-green and white-European-leather- soccerball”
Ouch!
Vomie bite me with it’s small-old-crescent-dandelion-beak-keratin-mad-hand
This sounds very interesting!
I got hit with a mega huge lime green basketball
Yikes! I hope it didn’t mega hurt!
The big middle aged round orange German foam car.
Foam car? Curious!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!! I just saw a… Gelatinous huge decrepit vomit-green morphus evil chemists slime of death.
I hope I never see that
That is a cool new square black American metal television.
Sounds pretty great!
A cute little young SPCA fluffy mouse-catching kitten.
Once I saw a smart big young blue and yellow dog herding sheep .
Amazing!
Once I ate a piece of rough and a very dry piece of steak which was very very gross.
That certainly doesn’t sound appealing
stop playing that small square brown american toy piano!
That sounds like good advice!
I hate my stinky small ageless diamond blue German nylon soccer socks
Wow. That’s quite an image
Hey! Is that a double fudge,
Chocolate chip,raisin,pecan,
Vanilla icing glazed doughnut?
I hope it is! Who is sharing?
The anxious, cowardly, fluffy, white, black, big eared, two year old cat.
hey that’s my disgusting microscopic immortal infrared Korean radium security guard Roly Poly your sucking on!
Well.
I just ate a soft, fat, the old, circular, brown, French, beef dining steak.
i got hit by a hard, blue, round, bouncy, fun, soft, foamy, dodge, ball.
It’s a small round 5 year old red steel Russian spinning jet